It's a bird It's a plane No, it's just an F'n bird

Heralding the effin weekend. (Fri, 23 Jun 2017)
Heralding the effin weekend.
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“Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they... (Thu, 22 Jun 2017)
“Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much effin vermouth.”
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“When you soar like an eagle, you attract the effin hunters.” (Wed, 21 Jun 2017)
“When you soar like an eagle, you attract the effin hunters.”
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“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the... (Tue, 20 Jun 2017)
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the effin cheese.”
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Let’s get this effin week started! (Mon, 19 Jun 2017)
Let’s get this effin week started!
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Are you effin eyeballing my lady, brah? (Sat, 10 Jun 2017)
Are you effin eyeballing my lady, brah?
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